Don't apologize if you're not sorry

"Without your help, I would not have been able to - as O'Toole put it - either try to feel the baby or make babies in all of those stomachs. If I inappropriately groped any of you, like AKS said, I do apologize. But damn, that was one helluva a good time." — Jonathan Kealing

Jonathan, groping is never inappropriate. Remember that, son, and you'll go far.