From the desk of the Molester of the Year...

Well guys, now that the pictures have finally begun to circulate, I'd just like to thank everyone who put all the time and effort into the Barn Party. Without your help, I would not have been able to - as O'Toole put it - either try to feel the baby or make babies in all of those stomachs. If I inappropriately groped any of you, like AKS said, I do apologize. But damn, that was one helluva a good time. I look forward to my next FOUR! That's right grads, eat your heart out.

Additionally, in honor of my future with no life, I will be implementing a new feature to each post I make throughout the year. This will appear at the bottom of every entry and will appear as TSISFT: standing for Time Spent in Stauffer-Flint Today. I trust there will be times in the Fall when that number will cruise right into double digits.

At any rate, happy finals and happy summer. If you all are going away, good lives. Let me know if you're ever anywhere near where I am.

Kealing (aka The Molester)
TSISFT: 4 hours