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I saw a deal for 10 of those three course frozen dinners for $10. I did the math and realized that at that price, my dinner expenses for the entire year would amount to $365 ($1 per dinner, price doesn't include Iron City beer) which would leave me plenty of money to skip over to the Hy-Vee Chinese buffett just down the street from where I work. But instead of buying 365 of those things at once, I purchased 10 to start off with a trial basis. They were terrible. Totally unsatisfying. I made it through two and had to quit. They don't taste that good (even the Salisbury steak) and they don't fill you up for more than 15 minutes. What else can I say? They're a fuckin' disaster.

Maybe I said it all right there.

I thinking of pawning the remaining 8 off to my neighbors. Or maybe if one of you clowns want to come up for a candle light dinner, I'll microwave you one of those things and I'll order myself a pizza.