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Greetings and Salutations!

Things in the Junk are going well. Andy and I are getting a handle on layout. Ugh. The beat is going well. Dealing with my beat is like dealing with a certain athletics department — but much, much scarier. Both Web sites suck and are the bane of my existence! Enough of that though.

I am confident y'all are doing well! I've pranked the newsroom once but it didn't work so well because Vaupelocity couldn't understand me. "ANDREW VAUPEL WEARS PANTIES."

I got another wedding invitation in the mail from a high school classmates. I'm thinking of going. I've turned into such a pantywaist.

My grandma left a message on my voicemail: "Amanda!? I didn't think your phone's been workin'! Your dad's been tellin' me it hasn't been workin'! PAUSE. How are you doing?!. LONGER PAUSE. CLICK."

Just breathe.

Love,
AKS

P.S. See? A whole post without any mention of the boyfriend! Damn ... Anywho, check out my facebook profile to see what he sent me at work! I'm disgusting, I know. I apologize. I've lost my edge.