That's what she said

I'm sure you're all wondering who this post could be from, but then you'll realize the clever, however not in any-way overused saying, that's what she said.

I'm making my blogger debut from Des Moines, Iowa, where I'm trapped -- I mean work -- this summer. In the spirit of dissing Iowa, or as Nate would call it Ah-oh-wa, here are the top five reasons why Iowa, specifically Des Moines, sucks:
5. There is no smoking ban so my pants, as well as the rest of me, get smokey when I go out.
4. The only people my age in this town, and possibly the state, are the other interns at the Des Moines Register
3. There are no signs on the highway in Iowa that tell you cities are a certain distance away. You have to guess. And it blows.
2. I'm sleeping on a hide-a-bed in my brother's basement (though I'm appreciative, still sucks)

1. The top reason why it sucks, I miss KKKKKKKKKKKKUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTIIISSSSSSSS ... oh, and the rest of you too!


Things have been pretty uneventful here. I've written some stories. I'm learning lots about boys living with my 10 and 13 year old nephews. I've had more conversations about testicles in the last 2 weeks than I have in my whole life. Christopher, the younger one, and I are reading the 4th Harry Potter book. He needs help with his phonix. ...

And, ladies and gentlemen, I am an AILF (which I'd prefer pronnounced ALF). My 13 year old nephew's all think I'm hot. I'm an "aunt i'd like to f*** ...." Sad that this entertains me.

And a few that's what she said lines:

Shawn (my brother) "Does he know what he's doing?" about Christopher doing something in the kitchen ---That's what she said.
Christopher (10-year-old nephew) "Wow. These balls are tiny," the 13-year-old league's baseballs vs. the 10 year-old league's baseballs--- That's what she said.
Andrew: (13-year-old nephew) "Keep it under the covers!" --- some fight about a blanket the boys were both using ... That's what she said.

Love you and miss you all (most of you anyway!)

O'Toole