Vockrodt can sure dampen the mood
Don't let Vockrodt scare you. Just post at home and avoid libeling any of your co-workers. It's not too hard. In order to get things hopping again, I'm going to unvel my much-anticipated Away Message Report.
I had hoped to wait until I had juicier tidbits, but Vockrodt has forced me to make an early debut. So here they are...
Auto response from AmandaPandaKim (11:42:41 PM): busy TALKING TO MY BOYFRIEND
Auto response from beendreamingof (6:58:38 PM): dear eight-hour days,
you are simply too much.
consider shortening yourselves.
love,
paige
Auto response from libbitz11 (10:45:40 PM): michelle: you do not have worms
kyle: you're going to get a job with the red sox and take me to games
vaupel: why aren't we running?
joe: how was the job?
box: when will we get jobs??
nate: the BBQ is tomorrow, buddy!
aks: you and your boyfriend are disgustingly in love.
connor: i think the best of tongie days is on saturday. boo!
Auto response from beendreamingof (11:48:22 PM): bed. seriously. how am i always so tired?
Auto response from libbitz11 (9:02:12 PM): working out the details of camp journalism ... yeah, i know, i thought it, too.
Auto response from AmandaPandaKim (9:03:01 PM): ok, so i received two dozen, long stemmed, red roses at work today. i love this guy.
Auto response from beendreamingof (9:03:12 PM): i want to get roses at work.
what the hell.
Auto response from TLStarbolt382 (9:04:17 PM): Americans were deeply disturbed to find out that their president, Richard Nixon, was pretty much the same as their crazy black-sheep uncles and/or themselves, and they never really lived it down.
Remember, I'm always watching.
I had hoped to wait until I had juicier tidbits, but Vockrodt has forced me to make an early debut. So here they are...
Auto response from AmandaPandaKim (11:42:41 PM): busy TALKING TO MY BOYFRIEND
Auto response from beendreamingof (6:58:38 PM): dear eight-hour days,
you are simply too much.
consider shortening yourselves.
love,
paige
Auto response from libbitz11 (10:45:40 PM): michelle: you do not have worms
kyle: you're going to get a job with the red sox and take me to games
vaupel: why aren't we running?
joe: how was the job?
box: when will we get jobs??
nate: the BBQ is tomorrow, buddy!
aks: you and your boyfriend are disgustingly in love.
connor: i think the best of tongie days is on saturday. boo!
Auto response from beendreamingof (11:48:22 PM): bed. seriously. how am i always so tired?
Auto response from libbitz11 (9:02:12 PM): working out the details of camp journalism ... yeah, i know, i thought it, too.
Auto response from AmandaPandaKim (9:03:01 PM): ok, so i received two dozen, long stemmed, red roses at work today. i love this guy.
Auto response from beendreamingof (9:03:12 PM): i want to get roses at work.
what the hell.
Auto response from TLStarbolt382 (9:04:17 PM): Americans were deeply disturbed to find out that their president, Richard Nixon, was pretty much the same as their crazy black-sheep uncles and/or themselves, and they never really lived it down.
Remember, I'm always watching.
posted by The University Daily Kansan at 7:05 PM
5 Comments:
I'll add my personal favorite:
Auto response from beendreamingof (9:14:12 PM) AustinLawrence21: If there was a Hearst Award for Away Message writing, you, Paige Worthy, would win first prize.
And AKS, if my boyfriend reads this and starts feeling guilty, I'll be mad at you. If he reads this and sends me flowers at work, I'll jump up and down.
- PP
Oh baby! Guilt, guilt, guilt, guilt! Two dozen! Red roses! It was a glorious, glorious afternoon. A photo was taken soon after delivery to document my mood. Happy, happy, joy, joy! — AKS
yes, yes. We've all seen it on your facebook. Oh in case you haven't.. well it's there. Did he personally deliver them? Cuz that would've been impressive!
-Nate
I know I'm old and stupid, but what is an auto response?
J.S.
They're instant messenger away messages. If you leave the computer but you're so hopelessly addicted to AIM that you have to leave it on, you can put up an away message so people can still send you messages. Your computer will automatically reply with whatever you type in.
And I'm beendreamingof, thus making me an expert on hopeless addiction and all things AIM.
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