Here come the horny lads ........

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So if you don't think that journalism is the way to go, have a go at this. Bill? You have luscious breasts!

Too old for toys, too young for boys — AKS

Author's note: Mr. Andy David Hyland, region beat reporter for The Daily Union wrote the spectacular headline.