Thursday, July 07, 2005

I now have a price

So I was just offered $2,000 to spend the night with some guy. I still haven't quite decided if I'm flattered or deeply insulted by his asking price. Believe it or not, I've never thought about how much I should charge for sex, so this kind of caught me off guard and I don't know how much is standard pay. This was definitely a topic I don't remember learning about in Malcolm's class, which I originally thought taught me everything I ever needed to know. Although James (the wannabe sugar daddy) didn't call it payment for sex, he referred to it as my monthly allowance. While $24,000 a year for someone I'd only see once a month, I guess is a generous offer, I had to turn it down. Though if any one else is interested, I'm sure he'd be thrilled.

Just trying not to be a play thing,
Ashley Doyle

6 Comments:

Blogger The University Daily Kansan said...

That's m'girl. -PP

Thu Jul 07, 12:05:00 PM  
Blogger The University Daily Kansan said...

College grads often end up with a job completely unrelated to their degree... but I think this might a little extreme. haha at least now you have a base for negotiations.
-Nate

Thu Jul 07, 12:12:00 PM  
Blogger The University Daily Kansan said...

Do it. Steal his money and leave him poor and heartbroken.

I love love — AKS

Thu Jul 07, 12:21:00 PM  
Blogger The University Daily Kansan said...

What's his number?

Thu Jul 07, 01:29:00 PM  
Blogger The University Daily Kansan said...

Darling, think about how much we could get for an infamous "Ashley sandwich"... —Bechard

Thu Jul 07, 02:49:00 PM  
Blogger The University Daily Kansan said...

We don't want to hear about any "upstanding member," Kealing.

Thu Jul 07, 03:22:00 PM  

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