Saju's Last Night Out: Part II
So as Donovan just posted, it was a helluva night in the Junk. The Jager and the hugs were free flowing. I guess I have all of this to look forward to as the new nightlife reporter. You know, as trashy as you think JC is, we'll show ya a good time. I promise. Some of the sweetest partying moments I've had were in the confines of Geary County.
A few additions to Donovan's account:
There was dancing at Coyote's. I danced with Saju. I danced with Pam. I danced with Lauren.
Donovan explained 'Do It For Donovan' to Dustin (Who I lovingly refer to as Douche Bag. He is my JC version of Bill.) and a friend, who had a goatee, of his from out of town he brought in to set up with Lauren. The two nodded and smiled and then Douche Bag accused bisexual people of being selfish and leaving fewer women for him.
Most TMI moment of the night could have been when I declared to our group just what would have happened had my boyfriend been able to come to town like he was supposed to. Sorry about that one ...
Donovan and I believe the Lauren/Goatee to be unsuccessful and Donovan witnessed an intimate and extremely awkward hug as Lauren left the house.
After everyone left Kevin and Douche Bag's house, I busted into Kevin's room as he tried to sleep and pelted him with bottle caps and marshmallows. At some point, someone spit a marshmallow down my shirt.
Douche Bag and his other friend from out of town (Who looked like a bit like Bob!) microwaved hot dogs and we had a big debate on why you should or shouldn't "poke the wieners" before nuking them. Douche Bag laid a bead of super hot hot sauce on Bob's wiener (that's what she said) and the guy unknowingly ate the entire thing before freaking out. He stood in the kitchen chugging milk for a while.
When I woke up the next morning, I was confused as to where I was. That hasn't happened since my first Barn Party.
Oh yeah, crazy production girl's mom looks JUST like Leah! Freaky.
Oh, and the guy who ran karaoke at the Country Corral had a rat tail and wore a T-shirt that read "Free Sex." No thank you.
May the Jager continue to flow like water — AKS
BYE SAJU! WE'LL MISS YOU!
A few additions to Donovan's account:
May the Jager continue to flow like water — AKS
BYE SAJU! WE'LL MISS YOU!
posted by The University Daily Kansan at 9:35 PM
3 Comments:
Okaaaaaaay, Donovan. So maybe it was a beard and not a goatee. But it wasn't one of those Grizzly Adams beards. I'd also like to add that I heard it was Donovan who was braiding Free Sex's rat tail ... — AKS
My favorite Saju moment -- Summer Kansan '03 -- was during an in-class newspaper critique. He suggested that the lede of an especially provocative story be one word: "Sex." "Let's be serious here," he said. "This is about sex." God bless Saju. May he never cut that one long fingernail.
Ehren
Shit dude, I just heard that in the perfect Saju voice: "Let's be serious ..." I guarantee you he held one hand out in the air to illustrate the seriousness of his comment. Saju! — AKS
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