What Would Lloyd Do?
In case you haven't noticed, our happy little blog is being stalked by LloydChristmas69. Instead of ignoring an ignoramus, it is time to have a little fun at his expense. Bill and I are sponsoring a "What Would Lloyd Do" contest. Bill says the prize is a lap dance from either of us, your choice, and/or a XL 2003 blood drive T-shirt. My contribution is a Jayplay Live T-shirt and almost new yoga DVD. If you want to donate a prize, let me know.
Do a little research on Lloyd by heading on over to his blog. Please enjoy observances such as "nursing a major case of brown ass pee" (and no, Lloyd isn't Bill) and "Are you asses jealous? ... Up next? Shopping for a new pair of chinos at Sears. Hells yeah!"
Because we are journalists and we love to speculate, there have been some rumors about who Lloyd is. I have heard that Lloyd is Bill (which he denies), Jesse Truesdale, Durb and "Someone who nobody knows. Just stumbled across this blog in some manner."
The contest is to answer the Inside the Actor's Studio questions as Lloyd would. Post your answers as comments after this post. Here are the questions:
1. What is your favorite word?
2. What is your least favorite word?
3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
4. What turns you off?
5. What is your favorite curse word?
6. What sound or noise do you love?
7. What sound or noise do you hate?
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
9. What profession would you not like to do?
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Also, please answer these:
11. How old is Lloyd?
12. Where does Lloyd live?
13. What does Lloyd do?
14. WHO IS LLOYD?
Take care my friends,
AKS
Do a little research on Lloyd by heading on over to his blog. Please enjoy observances such as "nursing a major case of brown ass pee" (and no, Lloyd isn't Bill) and "Are you asses jealous? ... Up next? Shopping for a new pair of chinos at Sears. Hells yeah!"
Because we are journalists and we love to speculate, there have been some rumors about who Lloyd is. I have heard that Lloyd is Bill (which he denies), Jesse Truesdale, Durb and "Someone who nobody knows. Just stumbled across this blog in some manner."
The contest is to answer the Inside the Actor's Studio questions as Lloyd would. Post your answers as comments after this post. Here are the questions:
1. What is your favorite word?
2. What is your least favorite word?
3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
4. What turns you off?
5. What is your favorite curse word?
6. What sound or noise do you love?
7. What sound or noise do you hate?
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
9. What profession would you not like to do?
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Also, please answer these:
11. How old is Lloyd?
12. Where does Lloyd live?
13. What does Lloyd do?
14. WHO IS LLOYD?
Take care my friends,
AKS
posted by The University Daily Kansan at 12:33 PM
7 Comments:
I'll contribute whatever I "won" in the last AKS contest...
Grk!,
Ehren
I saw a buffalo in Tonganoxie shoot out "brown ass pee." It was gross... yet, like Bill's poop stories, very amusing. I think I'll name buffalo "Lloyd."
-Nate
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What can I win?
Can anyone offer me a job? I hate the one I have and I think they are starting to suspect me for the constant urine on the bathroom floor at work.
You asses should check out my blog and join in my "friendly competition."
1. What is your favorite word? "MVEMJSUNP" I just love Screech from Saved by the Bell, almost as much as Harry Potter.
2. What is your least favorite word? Integrity
3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? My mom's French toast sticks turn me creatively. I can’t function during the day without a hardy breakfast from my mom.
4. What turns you off? When my mom walks in on me jerking it to the Sears catalog. That’ll turn anyone off pretty quick.
5. What is your favorite curse word? Ass, of course. Just like all of you are.
6. What sound or noise do you love? The sound of my cat, Mittens, licking my balls.
7. What sound or noise do you hate? Crying from my own self-pity.
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Well, journalism. Duh. That’s why I created my blog. I kept all you asses up to date with breaking news on the 2004 presidential race, as soon as I received the information from another source. I’m currently unemployed, living in my mom’s basement, er I mean “banker” but I to hope to start a business of hand-knit sweaters with Abe Lincoln’s face on them. I got the idea from my 80-year-old grandma.
9. What profession would you not like to do? Anything that requires independence and going out in public
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? “Despite your infatuation with Mittens licking your balls and that you’re a 33-year-old loser living in your mom’s basement, I guess I’ll let you in.”
Also, please answer these:
11. How old is Lloyd? Too old to be “making friends” with other bloggers.
12. Where does Lloyd live? In his mom’s basement. He probably built himself a nice fort made out of cardboard boxes.
13. What does Lloyd do? He cries every night, until Mittens starts licking his balls.
14. WHO IS LLOYD? Lloyd is the Tongie buffalo who had the shits one hot day.
-NK
1. What is your favorite word? "Boogers."
2. What is your least favorite word? "Work."
3. What turns you on...?
"Brown ass pee."
4. What turns you off? "Work."
5. What is your favorite curse word? "Brown ass pee."
6. What sound or noise do you love? "My own farts."
7. What sound or noise do you hate? "My alarm clock, on days that I have to go to work, which is never."
8. What profession..would you like to attempt?
"Hose man for a colonic irrigation clinic."
9. What profession would you not like? "Anything involving work."
10. ...what would you like to hear God say....?
"You are in luck. We love brown ass pee lovers."
11. How old is Lloyd?
"13, going on 30."
12. Where does Lloyd live?
"In his 90-year-old alcoholic grandmother's bathtub."
13. What does Lloyd do?
"Try to get Mittens to his balls."
14. WHO IS LLOYD?
"George W. Bush's illegitimate bastard brown-ass-peeing son."
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