For the record...
Andy Hyland has the joined the distinguished club of dickhead pranksters who have too much time on their hands. AKS and Bill "I eat my own poop" Cross are co-presidents. Watch out AKS, you might one day go back to your 18-hour days of designing.
-Nate
p.s. Hyland, that was good. But I hope you never get tickets ever again.
-Nate
p.s. Hyland, that was good. But I hope you never get tickets ever again.
posted by The University Daily Kansan at 12:21 PM
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Nate -->
I only got called for basketball tickets when I was at the paper three times. I expect my call will not be the last.
It was difficult not to laugh on the phone, as not only was I struck by the cordial-ness of Nate ("Hang on just a minute, sir."), but as I was talking an old fellow drove up next to me, stopped, popped his trunk, and threw a small trash bag into the paper's dumpster. I hope it wasn't someone's head.
If it was, I'll see it on the report tomorrow...
~Andy
Based on the shape of the man's package (That's what she said!), I'd say he was disposing of an anvil. However, based on the ease with which he tossed it (That's what he said), I'd say it was a styrafoam anvil. On the dumpster beat — AKS
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