Sunday, September 04, 2005

I heart Loquats

Yeah, so I was in Tampa for the past week on a mission to find Loquats. Because of my spelling you may be asking yourself what they are. Or even if I managed to spell that right you still may be clueless. Well they are a fabulous fruit, relative of the Cumquat. They are a small, sweet fruit that I haven't had in four years and I missed them. So since I was there I thought what the hell, I will drive an hour or two, visit Bok Towers and find my forbidden fruit. Apparently there is a "tiny" gas shortage in good ole Florida. I couldn't find a gas station with gas until I drove to the next town and even then struggled. And when I finally get to fabulous Mountain Lake and hit five different grocery stores, I discover that Loquats are out of season. I wanted to cry. My mission for fruit-happiness failed. I wanted to steal a Loquat tree to bring back with me and plant here, but I didn't think the airport would appreciate that too much. Oh and if you're curious, I know the Loquat shouldn't technically be capitalized, but since God is and they are the God of fruit...I figured it worked.

Looking for Loquat luxury,
Ashley Doyle

Seriously has anyone else even heard of this fruit? I promise I am not making it up.

5 Comments:

Blogger The University Daily Kansan said...

Ashley Doyle! How I miss you. What were you doing in Tampa? Send me an e-mail sometime you old so-and-so and we can trade design horror stories from the professional world.

-- Donovan

Mon Sep 05, 11:43:00 AM  
Blogger The University Daily Kansan said...

Everyone knows that loquat season begins in mid-May and lasts just two months.

Get your boobs in the show.

BC

Tue Sep 06, 10:55:00 AM  
Blogger The University Daily Kansan said...

Doi! Perhaps it was the extreme summer heat that was detrimental to the crop. One can never know with the loquat ... — AKS

Wed Sep 07, 05:51:00 PM  
Blogger The University Daily Kansan said...

This is very true. Loquats do play hard to get.
-AD

Thu Sep 08, 07:14:00 AM  
Blogger The University Daily Kansan said...

Maybe the loquat ate your baby.

BC

Thu Sep 08, 07:53:00 AM  

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