Gobble gobble

Here at the Examiner they don't call it a budget sheet. Nope, that's too easy. They call it a turkey. So on the first day when they asked, "Have you seen the turkey?" My face was rather priceless. Newsroom mascot - score!

Ashley Doyle

A joke for sportos about Wisconsin

A Wisconsin judge made history recently during custody hearings of a 7-year-old boy.
The boy was the victim of abuse from both of his parents. When the judge decreed the boy live with his uncle, the boy cried, "No, he beats me too." When the judge said "Well, how about your grandfather?" the kid cried even more, saying everyone in his family beats him.

The judge, without skipping a beat, awarded the boy to the custody of the Green Bay Packers, who can't beat anybody.

- Courtesy of a co-worker

--Donovan

goku@k-state.edu

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww, I'm a Wildcat now! Not really. But now I can have two facebook profiles! I knew K-State was good for something. Donovan, you douche, my address isn't a Dragonball Z character. GO KU — AKS

The Ashley Doyle update

Nice, two entries in a row, I suck. Anyway, I just wanted to let everyone know that I got a job. I am the design editor of the Independence Examiner...that's in Mo. for anyone who is geography clueless. Yep, I am back to design world starting Monday.

I am a nerd

I just wanted to say that I am officially a design nerd. My boyfriend and I bought a dog last week and I named him Macintosh.

Ashley Doyle

Oops

I made my first dumb mistake at The Sun Saturday. In a cutline it read "ballet box" instead of "ballot box." Maybe I should wear a too-too to work.

— Neil