I don’t tea bag, I potato sack.
For anyone who thought that the Free for All was printing comments that were completely inappropriate or were a complete affront to journalistic integrity, here is the Advance-Titan's* version of the Free for All. They call it the Gripe Line and apparently they do not edit its content.
Enjoy:
Does anyone know of a good barber in Oshkosh? I don't want a metrosexual called a "hairstylist." I want a male barber who could shave a balloon if needed. They can be a little racist, but they know how to handle my gorgeous brown hair.
The Advance-Titan has too many ads in it. I appreciate 10% off a penis pump's cost as much as the next guy, but that space could be better used.
I read someone ejaculates cottage cheese! I ejaculate peaches! I have met my soul mate.
To my knowledge some of the finest writers contribute gripes. If Ernest Hemmingway was still alive I bet he could conjure up one sweet titty joke.
Some people consider Sept. 11, Hurricane Katrina or Pearl Harbor as the most devastating moments in American history. I am still recovering from when Hulk Hogan joined the NWO.
Girls aren't funny.
According to the service desk at the student registration office everything can be done on Titan Web. Can I log on and tell everyone at Dempsey to suck on my lopsided balls?
With October coming soon I would like to be the first to tell Jesus to take a backseat while the nation celebrates Satan. It is time for Dick Cheney to be honored with pumpkins, black and orange M&Ms and hellfire.
One of the perks of balding is that you can still grow a ponytail in back. The Ben Franklin look is HOT, am I wrong ladies?
Statistics show that non-traditional students are 800% more likley to grumble miserably at a computer screen in the Radford basement.
I don't tea bag, I potato sack.
*The Advance-Titan is the student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Oshkosh. It publishes twice a week.
Enjoy:
Does anyone know of a good barber in Oshkosh? I don't want a metrosexual called a "hairstylist." I want a male barber who could shave a balloon if needed. They can be a little racist, but they know how to handle my gorgeous brown hair.
The Advance-Titan has too many ads in it. I appreciate 10% off a penis pump's cost as much as the next guy, but that space could be better used.
I read someone ejaculates cottage cheese! I ejaculate peaches! I have met my soul mate.
To my knowledge some of the finest writers contribute gripes. If Ernest Hemmingway was still alive I bet he could conjure up one sweet titty joke.
Some people consider Sept. 11, Hurricane Katrina or Pearl Harbor as the most devastating moments in American history. I am still recovering from when Hulk Hogan joined the NWO.
Girls aren't funny.
According to the service desk at the student registration office everything can be done on Titan Web. Can I log on and tell everyone at Dempsey to suck on my lopsided balls?
With October coming soon I would like to be the first to tell Jesus to take a backseat while the nation celebrates Satan. It is time for Dick Cheney to be honored with pumpkins, black and orange M&Ms and hellfire.
One of the perks of balding is that you can still grow a ponytail in back. The Ben Franklin look is HOT, am I wrong ladies?
Statistics show that non-traditional students are 800% more likley to grumble miserably at a computer screen in the Radford basement.
I don't tea bag, I potato sack.
*The Advance-Titan is the student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Oshkosh. It publishes twice a week.
posted by Unknown at 6:25 AM
2 Comments:
Donovan,
There may be no one else even on this site ever, but I sure did appreciate that post. Hope all is well.
Andy
Donovan, after not looking at this blog is a REALLY long time.... this is the post I'm greeted with?!? I love it.
Inappropriate...
Courtney
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