Wednesday, December 14, 2005

K-A-R-M-A!

Holy crap, the recent blog activity is dizzying. I actually got to start my new job today although I technically didn't do anything that has to do with journalism (shut up, Meditz). I spent the morning learning how to be a government employee and filling out a mountain of paperwork. I have never signed and dated so many documents. I think that was my soul I was signing away. Anyway, it was worth it because I now have a Department of Defense decal that gets me onto any military base. I am drunk with power! I have to wait until Monday to get my military i.d. As requested by Meditz, I will not write anything that is going to be sold to Iraqi papers.

This has been a good couple of days and things are starting to look up. I'll be making more money than I originally thought (which is quite a bit more than at that other paper); my future co-workers and bosses have expressed genuine excitment and appreciation about working with me (something that definitely didn't happen at that other paper); I bought black boots and they are totally hot; and the current boy situation is ideal. Maybe some sweet, sweet karma is starting to come around.

Call me if you wanna scope out military-base hotties,
AKS

2 Comments:

Blogger The University Daily Kansan said...

That was your soul you signed away. Also promise me that you won't be photographed holding a leash with a nude Iraqi prisoner on the other end.

Ehren

Thu Dec 15, 01:19:00 PM  
Blogger The University Daily Kansan said...

Too late ...
AKS

Thu Dec 15, 03:04:00 PM  

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