U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

Today was supposed to be my first day of work as a bonafide United States Government employee, but my paperwork and security clearance has not yet been processed so I was sent home. I was sitting on the sofa in my future office area when an irate personnel woman called the office and bitched a future co-worker out. I was not to do any work or sit down at any government computer because my clearance was not approved yet. The co-worker said I was sitting on the couch, doing nothing, and the woman on the phone snarled, "Ah, U.S. tax dollars at work!" So you can thank me for wasting 45.68 minutes-worth of your tax dollars today. Hahahahahahahahahahaha. Mmm, democracy, drink it in. It always goes down smooth.

Paige and AKS agree: Where art thou posts?

Roger, AKS